fortunasbounty:

noxuswillrise:

fortunasbounty:

"Darius talking makes me want to sleep. I have never met someone so boring."

" Just like how the sight of you makes me want to hurl? I can’t stand the stench of low-tide. "

"Oh, you’re still here? I thought you would have gone and clunked off somewhere not near me. Perhaps someone else can deal with your grumping and griping. Because let met tell you, hearing that same tone of voice from you ALL the time, makes ME want to hurl! You are more plain than a piece of bread."

" Me? Still here? Obviously, you’re standing in my office, inside of my quarters. I’m not ’ clunking off ’ somewhere else, I’m sitting here trying to get work done, and you just show up asking me about if I knew how to swim. "


fortunasbounty:

"Darius talking makes me want to sleep. I have never met someone so boring."

" Just like how the sight of you makes me want to hurl? I can’t stand the stench of low-tide. "


fortunasbounty asked:""Do you even know how to swim? Like..? Last I heard no water in Noxous so I suggest keeping your nose away from Bilgewater, seeing as you might just sink.""

" Swim? Me? I do actually, to be the strongest city-state, one must be prepared to fight on any type of terrain, may it be by land or sea, Noxus will dominate on any field. We’ve all trained on swimming to increase our stamina as well. As soldiers, we take many strides to improve our bodies to become the best soldiers in order to win any battle, at any means possible. "


fortunasbounty:

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noxuswillrise
:^)

Why do you do this to me

#ooc

bestindemacia:

"Cold heart, hot handed, shallow minded Noxian
Slam your axe into my heart
Feel my blade sting into you
Dance slowly with me
Waltz along with me
It is the last waltz you will have”

" Ill tempered, hot headed, arrogant Demacian
  Your rapier striking a kink in my armor
  Bringing you closer as it digs into my body.
  Can you surely last this last waltz with me? “


bioforge-darius-deactivated2014 asked:"; w ; I love you alot, and you mean everything to me, and like i just want you and only you, and you make my heart skip two beats!!!!! not one but two, and its hard for me to say feelings, much less type them. But just know I really love you alot, okay?"

/gives smoochies/ considering through how much we’ve been through that’s why our love is really deep uvu

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spookyofdread-deactivated201402 asked:"DARIUS WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

 no your a fucking centaur fuck off


Anonymous asked:"Are you dating Hecarim mun?"

[ Well. if you keep up with my personal, you would know. So I don’t really feel obligated to answer. ]


spookyofdread:

noxuswillrise:

… GET OUTTA HERE. OR I’LL SMACK YOU ON THE ASS.

"DARIUS PLEASE SAVE THAT FOR TONIGHT"

" DID I MENTIONED I WAS GANNA SMACK YOU WITH A SPIKED BAT? "


… GET OUTTA HERE. OR I’LL SMACK YOU ON THE ASS.