"Cold heart, hot handed, shallow minded Noxian
Slam your axe into my heart
Feel my blade sting into you
Dance slowly with me
Waltz along with me
It is the last waltz you will have”
" Ill tempered, hot headed, arrogant Demacian
Your rapier striking a kink in my armor
Bringing you closer as it digs into my body.
Can you surely last this last waltz with me? “
I’M SORRY I MADE YOU LOSE TWO FOLLOWERS DARIUS I’M SO SORRY
/paps/ its fine babbu i honestly dont give two fucks
/gives smoochies/ considering through how much we’ve been through that’s why our love is really deep uvu
i wanna write, then again i dont wanna, but i really do but UGH. fuck it.
no your a fucking centaur fuck off
[ Well. if you keep up with my personal, you would know. So I don’t really feel obligated to answer. ]
… GET OUTTA HERE. OR I’LL SMACK YOU ON THE ASS.
"DARIUS PLEASE SAVE THAT FOR TONIGHT"
" DID I MENTIONED I WAS GANNA SMACK YOU WITH A SPIKED BAT? "
" DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO LEAVE??? CAN’T YOU SEE IT’S STILL EARLY MORNING AND I’M TRYING TO ENJOY IT WITH MY WIFE? THERE’S SOME HAY IN THE BACK TREAT YOURSELF TO THAT AND SEE YOURSELF OFF OF MY PROPERTY. "
" No, you quit that /RIGHT/ now. THAT AIN’T CUTE. ”
"ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT YOU DO NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE? FINE LOOKS LIKE I’M GOING BACK TO DEMACIA!"
" I NEVER LOVED YOU. YOU’RE A CENTAUR OF DEATH AND WAR, WHY WOULD I LOVE SOMETHING AS HORRIFYING AS YOU? GO BACK TO THE SHADOW ISLES, NOT DEMACIA YOU STUPID CENTAUR. "
"HOW COULD YOU SAY THIS TO ME? WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE! I NVEVER WANA SEE YOUR STUPID NOXIAN FACE EVER AGAIN! I HOPE YOU BECOMEA BIO FORGE BEAST ONCE MORE! TO DEATH WITH YOU DARIUS!"
" WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER. HOW CAN YOU GET A DIVORCE FOR SOMEONE YOU WERE NEVER WITH??? GOOD. I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU’RE STUPID HALF MOON HEAD AGAIN EITHER. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, IF I DO BECOME BIOFORGE AGAIN, I’LL MAKE SURE I KILL YOU FIRST. "
"YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT RIGHT WHEN YOU DO GO BIO FORGE YOU HAVE A ENDLESS HUNGER TO KILL AND YOU LOSE ALL THOUGHT PROCESSES. AND WHO IS THE FIRST PERSON YOU WOULD MOST LIKELY SEE BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED? FIORA. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO KILL ME!? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!"
" YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST LEAVE. JUST GO. GO AND STAY GO. I DON"T WANT YOU BOTHERING THE SANCTITY OF THIS HOME I SHARE WITH FIORA. YOU’RE A HOME WRECKER. JUST LEAVE. "